Silly Girl

Let me start by saying, I am not a bitter man out to exploit or demean women through the following. I personally feel that a female is the most beautiful creation the Most High could have ever blessed this planet with. Women are the foundation for all things and posses uncanny inner strength to be admired by men throughout time.
Lucky for me, I aint talkin about high caliber women right now. I'm talkin' bout these Silly Ass Girls!

First, let's define the words "silly" and "girl": Silly-�sil-ly/ˈsilē/

Adjective: Having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment; foolish.

Noun: A foolish person (often used as a form of address): ...sound about right?!

Girl l-girl/gərl/Noun1. A female child. Adjective: female lacking maturity.

I'm just making sure that we are on the same page!

When I say "Silly Girls" I am referring to the girls that do what some like to call "The Most" or to my Spanglish speakers"Dos Muchos"(-Im aware that is not a literal Spanish translation of the phrase "Too Much", but I like it!)... Bare with me. To receive the Silly Girl stamp, your thought process has to be stripped of all logic, posses unnatural vanity, complete lack of reason, an altered sense of self-awareness, and an absence of originality. I have taken out some time to prepare a short list of situations and actions that take place as a result of being this way. *warning- before reading the following, understand that is impossible for all of you to stay on point like a snitch in a witness stand, 24/7-365, and may fall into the "Silly" category from time to time. Use the following information to prevent these moments from occurring * That being said-(Note the following is in no particular order and equally receive the response of "SMH"-Shaking My Head):

1. Not calling a guy for an extended period of time and then texting him out of the blue saying,"Hey Stranger!", and expecting a response! No bueno!
2. Winning a contest for either making your "Booty Clap" or "Popping it on a hand stand" and expecting a guy you meet that night to take you seriously.
3. Having a child to either keep a man or as an attempt to better(really?!) your relationship. Word?!
4. Posting old pictures of yourself(for mass appeal) on social sites before life weathered your figure. The truth shall set u free, lady!
5. Thinking that a call at 2am is nothing more than a social call.
6. Being 25yrs+ and frowning your face and saying,"Oooo.. uhn uhn, I don't do that!"
7. Saying, "I can get sex from anywhere!" (no shit!!) If you have a pulse , a Thirsty Dude*next blog* will be happy to oblige you!), Or "Shit or get off the pot!"(would you really want a guy after you had to say that to him?
8. Calling your old smash buddy or friend with benefits, your "Big Brother"! Incest will never be what's hot in the streets;maybe the back woods but never in them streets!
9. Playing dumb. You know what's going on! It ain't cute, at all!
10. Actively pursuing a guy when your still letting ya baby daddy drive thru from time to time like a late night at WhiteCastles!
11. Getting upset and calling multiple times back to back.Sigh!
12. Keying a vehicle. The car didn't do shit!
13. Saying a guy "Ain't shit" yet you continue your pursuit.
14. Flickering your old tongue ring in and out of your mouth as if it were brand spanking new in the presence of males. Yeah,we know!
15. Establishing rules of engagement(friends with benefits and nothing more) and changing the rules on the fly. If our encounter were a spades game, you'd already have a pistol pointed at you!
16. Having a baby for a guy and holding his kid for Ransom(i.e. financial come-up). Didn't you see how Mel Gibson went harder than a teenage boy on viagra infront of a nude Beyonce' poster, in that movie(Ransom,1996 IMDb)?! You don't need that kind of trouble, Boo Boo!
17. Becoming enemies with a guy's baby mama, cause HE told you few bad things about her! You don't even know her!!
18. Dating a guy , knowing that he has a woman and getting upset/jealous when he's with her. Really?! That's like being hired as a janitor and getting mad when you find out that you have to clean the bathrooms too! Comes with the territory, lady!
19. Calling a guy and either holding the phone in silence or yelling at your kid(s) in the background for the majority of the call. Put that lil mofo to sleep and have something on ya mind before you dial that line!
20. First time on the phone or out with a guy, lets not talk about your baby daddy and how he's affected you. Guys understand you're a package deal but we like information packaged nicely; That way we can open it up gradually. Who wants it thrown on the floor like chicken feed(no pun intended,LMAO)?!

The above mentioned were just a few examples. I hope this has served as a brief yet informative look into your potential or current silly ways. The above statements contained input from women as well so no need to shoot the messenger (metaphorically or literally).-Taxi!!