Apology Letter To My Alignment

   

     I'm gonna get straight to it. I'm sorry. You do not deserve what you are constantly being put through. My lack of patience has played a big role in your destruction. Even knowing that these New Orleans' pot holes are deeper than Maya Angelou on a marijuana brownie diet, I am still surprised when we run directly through them and you end up taking a beating. How could I even begin to expect you to perform properly if you feel like you're off road all the time?!  Since 2007, you've been banged up more than Darren Sharper's image and Chicago's inner city combined. Yet you keep pushing on. I know things get a bit shaky between us, or your bearings rather,but I have faith in you. Keep me safe and I'll take you shopping soon I promise. I was on eBay motors the other day, and I have a surprise for you. Always remeber, you were built Ford tough,and that's tougher than a $2 steak at a pizza joint.

Sincerly,

          Ya Homie,
                               Gee.