...Maybe Men Are Like Dogs! Part II

A while back I wrote a blog comparing men to dogs. Just a different perspective on subject matter typically presented with a negative connotation. And what a better time than right before national "Good Boy Day" aka Valentine's Day.

Sure,  every guy has his spirit animal(s) that he connects with. I personally connect with Owls, Foxes, Bleek Gilliam(Mo Betta Blues), John Mayer(Heavier Things/Battle Studies), and Tommy DeVito(GoodFellas)...All animals! Every man possesses an undeniable connection to man's best friend. Peep this ongoing list of similarities:


21- Give us enough to drink and leave us unattended and we are likely to piss ANYWHERE.

22-If we haven't been out in a while, when we get off the leash, we lose our f***ing minds.

23-If all else fails, we will hump you to get your attention.

24- We don't mind being in your face even if our breath smells terrible.

25-We will fart and act as if nothing ever happened.

26- Occasionally we walk around with erections like it's completely normal.

27- The car and the bed are designated places of happiness.

28- We look forward to devouring your leftovers from  dinner. #DoggyBag

29-Drinking from the hose in the yard has never been a problem...ever.

30-We have short attention spans.

What did I leave out?