Well...!f You Ask Me...:Part I

    At times,  I can be a bit opinionated and express views that others may not necessarily agree with. Well,  I would like you all to open ya minds and hear me out while I embrace my random thoughts about a few things. Leggo!!!:

On Guys holding their woman's purse:
      -Playa, as long as you're holding it like a brown paper bag lunch and not rockin' the shoulder strap like one of the cast members of To Wong Foo, do you!

On children behaving sexually like adults:
      -Censorship is not the answer.  Exposing them to things and thoroughly explaining them is the answer to saving the kids,or else the streets and the media will. I mean, let's be honest, the future is looking pretty bleak!

On "Fast" women:
      -Fast women are necessary in a young man's development as a worthy suitor. Ya gotta catch a few sardines before you bag a Great White!

On  Alcoholic Beverages:
      -Can I have your attention please? All those possessing testicles. know this; No man should ever brag about drinking Moscato. That's about as feminine as ordering anything at a bar mixed with  Sierra Mist.
     -It is impossible to maintain any level of masculinity when sipping from a straw. #Fact

On Purposely impregnating a woman:
     - I would like to be 10 women short ,at all times,of the woman that makes me feel that purposely impregnating her is the way to win her heart and keep her foreva-eva! eva-eva!!

On Sexual Promiscuity:
     -Hey, even shoes start to look beat up if you use them to get where you're going! *Vaginal reference*     :-)

On Translating the opposite sex:
     -The term "Bestie" is female code for former or occasional friend with benefits. *Feel free to give that jezebel the side eyyyyeeeeeeeeee...now.* (je·ze·bel/ˈjezəˌbel/- a shameless or immoral woman.)
     -When asked about current dating status and a woman says,"I have a few options." Look at it this way, a woman with "options" is like the 9th hole on a golf course. You would assume that everyone that is playing is either going in it or headed there. Gone and let dat marinate!
     -If he/she can lie to their own mama, then they have no problem lying to you!

On Naps:
     - The best naps are the ones when you don't realize that youve actually fallen asleep. Yall thought I was about to talk about hair huhn?

On Rejection:
     -Let's face it, women take rejection worse than males do. Its true. Women figure that men at least wanna hump on em and if he doesn't even wanna do THAT, then damn! Think about it.


    The following was not intended to offend, but at the same time, it wasn't intended not to either. Just take it for what it is people!
I hope you enjoyed this little trip we've taken through my randomness. Yall come back now ya here? And remember, I aint totally full of shit!!