...Why You Are Not Married, and that "B" word is!
Come one, come all, and receive the wisdom of Hayes! I have the answers you seek! I have the answer to that ,oh so ,depressing question,"Why the hell am i not married?!". It could be a number of things:
1)your still in "single-mode" and thinking in a sort of semi-selfish fashion.
2)Too much R&B.
3)Too many love stories in your movie library.
4)Your desire for a Disney happy ending.
5)You're simply a semi-delusional, dreamer...just kidding.
This one is for the ladies, fellas, feel free to peep this one out anyway. You might find out a lil somethin boutcha self!
1)your still in "single-mode" and thinking in a sort of semi-selfish fashion.
2)Too much R&B.
3)Too many love stories in your movie library.
4)Your desire for a Disney happy ending.
5)You're simply a semi-delusional, dreamer...just kidding.
This one is for the ladies, fellas, feel free to peep this one out anyway. You might find out a lil somethin boutcha self!
I say this one is for the ladies because most guys don't question their own marital status. MOST males don't have those impending feelings of loneliness that women do. We fear settling more than loneliness.
You, Mam, think that you are a good woman, right? Hell, what woman ever says that they're a bad one?! Do you have what it takes to be a wife? Not a glorified girlfriend, but a wife. I can ask any unmarried woman what it means to be a wife and the description would be identical to that of a good girlfriend. Why the big hurry to get married? Are you on some strict time table?
Ladies, I know some of you are sitting back receiving wedding invitation after wedding invitation from reformed heauxs(hoes),from ya crazy homegirls that have a past of stalking, and from women that wouldn't have a clue what to do with a "good man"! I am about to explain to you exactly why these women have been successful and why you, mam, have not.
Women that would be deemed undesirable in anyway rather it be physically or socially, tend to put more into their relationships. They create an illusion of perfection to obtain a goal. Sure it's deceitful but those brauds are all about results; a drive that you lack, my sweet. I'm in no way saying that you should trick someone into marrying you, but you at some point have to stop thinking with such a "glass half empty" perspective on relationships and letting pride get in your way. Men want women that make them feel like a MAN, not one constantly reminding him of how little she needs him. Anyway, lets examine these go getters that have used up a stamp inviting you to the happiest day of their lives.
Let's look at these "reformed" heauxs that are getting the ring, for a minute. Reformed heauxs get the ring faster than a bath tub at a dog grooming service. Their "experience" with different men allows them to be more versatile and increases their level of adaptability to different personalities. Also, they have the ability to become that "anything goes" kind of girl that every guy wants in the bedroom. She may not be able to put anything fulfilling in his stomach but she's more then willing to put a little bit of him in hers(too much?)!
Heauxs can exploit a man's simplicity. They know that getting a man is checkers and keeping him is more like chess. Truth be told, most men want a woman thats "seasoned" when it comes to pleasing a man not tainted by their previous encounters.
Other types of women mask their urges and insecurities until their unassuming victim has let his guard down and purchases a hammock. As soon as he puts his feet up, the deconstruction of the con begins. She'll be back in the clubs and the kid is gonna call grandma "mom" cause he/she is gonna see grandma more the his/her own mom, and the guy that marries the crazy dame is gonna be under constant surveillance. Thats no way to live!
Ive always thought it to be somewhat ironic that some women only want a good guy when it's time to walk down the isle but as soon as that cat wifes em up and things go too far "south", that same good guy would be subject to a surplus of attention from women lookin for a good guy regardless of the charm on his finger. "Isn't it ironic...Dontchu think?"
You, Mam, think that you are a good woman, right? Hell, what woman ever says that they're a bad one?! Do you have what it takes to be a wife? Not a glorified girlfriend, but a wife. I can ask any unmarried woman what it means to be a wife and the description would be identical to that of a good girlfriend. Why the big hurry to get married? Are you on some strict time table?
Ladies, I know some of you are sitting back receiving wedding invitation after wedding invitation from reformed heauxs(hoes),from ya crazy homegirls that have a past of stalking, and from women that wouldn't have a clue what to do with a "good man"! I am about to explain to you exactly why these women have been successful and why you, mam, have not.
Women that would be deemed undesirable in anyway rather it be physically or socially, tend to put more into their relationships. They create an illusion of perfection to obtain a goal. Sure it's deceitful but those brauds are all about results; a drive that you lack, my sweet. I'm in no way saying that you should trick someone into marrying you, but you at some point have to stop thinking with such a "glass half empty" perspective on relationships and letting pride get in your way. Men want women that make them feel like a MAN, not one constantly reminding him of how little she needs him. Anyway, lets examine these go getters that have used up a stamp inviting you to the happiest day of their lives.
Let's look at these "reformed" heauxs that are getting the ring, for a minute. Reformed heauxs get the ring faster than a bath tub at a dog grooming service. Their "experience" with different men allows them to be more versatile and increases their level of adaptability to different personalities. Also, they have the ability to become that "anything goes" kind of girl that every guy wants in the bedroom. She may not be able to put anything fulfilling in his stomach but she's more then willing to put a little bit of him in hers(too much?)!
Heauxs can exploit a man's simplicity. They know that getting a man is checkers and keeping him is more like chess. Truth be told, most men want a woman thats "seasoned" when it comes to pleasing a man not tainted by their previous encounters.
Other types of women mask their urges and insecurities until their unassuming victim has let his guard down and purchases a hammock. As soon as he puts his feet up, the deconstruction of the con begins. She'll be back in the clubs and the kid is gonna call grandma "mom" cause he/she is gonna see grandma more the his/her own mom, and the guy that marries the crazy dame is gonna be under constant surveillance. Thats no way to live!
Ive always thought it to be somewhat ironic that some women only want a good guy when it's time to walk down the isle but as soon as that cat wifes em up and things go too far "south", that same good guy would be subject to a surplus of attention from women lookin for a good guy regardless of the charm on his finger. "Isn't it ironic...Dontchu think?"
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