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The Mail Package

I’m a list of demands she’s sending into the universe. Sometimes feeling like another accessory, like the shit she puts in her purse. From the looks of it she should find a star and wish upon it. Let’s see, height(check) melanin(check)facial hair...Ehn...I’m workin' on it. Everything comes with a price. Do your quick scan and pay close attention to the register. It’s delivery upon request so there’s no return to sender. A questionable longing for rugged packaging but fragile contents is what’s desired. There will be no messenger bird for this delivery. That method has long been retired. A flawless box with no smeared labels represents perfection. Unfortunately what’s inside is what may require the most correction. Is it correction that’s necessary or is it attention, that’s left to the recipient's discretion. There’s no way to expedite the feels once the request has been fulfilled. Hopefully she gets what she needs and not what she wants just as a prescripti...

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