J.O.B.

Coming to work this morning made me think of an old joke! Like to hear it? Here it goes!

   So a guy dies and goes to hell…
When he arrives, Satan says," You know what, I'm feeling a little generous! Tell you what I'm  gonna do! I'm gonna let you choose where you're gonna spend the rest of eternity!'. The guy figured if he was being "thrown a bone" in hell, he'd better except, so his tour begin!
     First they arrived a door labeled "ROOM I". Satan says,"Go ahead, take a look!" The guy looks into the room and there was a table ,miles long, with people sitting at it; force feeding themselves feces for all eternity.  The guy declined. Next, the guy arrived at "Room II".  The guy takes a look and there are people swimming in feces for all eternity. The guy declines. Finally they arrive at "Room III". Satan says,"OK, last stop and then you'll have to make a decision!". So, the guy looks in and there are people in lawn chairs drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes on mountains of feces. The guy looks at Satan and says,"This can't be all that bad, I'll stay here!'. Satan smiles,  shakes the guy's hand, laughs, and shoves the guy in!  As soon as the guy starts to approach the people in the lawn chairs, Satan's voice comes over the loud speakers and says,"Alright you sons of bitches, breaks over!'. And all of the people started to shove their faces into the feces and do head stands for the rest of eternity!