...Maybe Men Are Like Dogs!

     

       Men are often compared to our canine counterparts,but for all the wrong reasons! Look at the good attributes of our long time, best friends: Loyalty, stress relievers, and companions! Those are great, right?! So, I've taken the liberty of compiling my own list of qualities that we men share with dogs:

1. The ability to access our genitalia. It's true! Fellas, stand up and raise your right hand. Next, rotate it outward in a half circle, and low and behold, your hand lands directly on ya joy stick! It's in our design. No?
2. At one point or another our faces end up in the toilet.
3. We "f' up some shoes!
4. If we have an itch, we scratch it(metaphorically and literally). No matter the time or place!!!
5. Drop some food on the floor, and we'll still eat it. Gotta keep that white blood cell count up! 
6. We see what we want, and we go get it!
7. Our protective nature.
8. We know whether we want it or not from across the street. We only find out after we get it that we dont. Hey, you gotta smell the milk to know it's spoiled. God, forbid you'd taste it first :-P!
9. We mark our territory. Not with urine persay, but whatever works!
10. Humping is an event.
11. Shortly after we "bark" at you, we just might lick ya! womp! wommmmp!
12. Sometimes we don't respond, but we understand.
13. Give us a new toy and we will leave you alone for hours.
14. We can "F' a hole into a buffet!
15. We throw tantrums if you don't want to let us go "out-side".
16. You can yell at us just as long as you give us a good rub down later.
17. If you yell at us after we've done something, we don't know what the hell you're talking about. You should've checked us when we did the "shit"!
18. A treat every now and then goes a long way!
19. That rectal temp is never okay.
20. Every now and then we might need you to pick up our "shit"!

       See, some comparisons to dogs are true, but only if we say it! Cause face it ladies, If you're always calling men dogs, it's usually a result of bitterness. That being said, you're probably used to laying with dogs, right? Which means, you might have fleas! womp wommmmmp!!!