Taco Meat: Rules of the Alpha Male- Part I
Being an Alpha Male is not self proclaimed. It is observed by others, understood,and acknowledged. It's all in how you carry yourself,and to ensure that the ways of the alpha male are held true, this will be my first installment of rules to be passed on:
- Urinal Etiquette- This one applies to public restrooms. Get in there pick a spot on the wall, focus, and handle ya biz! Your head is not supposed to be on swivel at the urinal, and convo should be at a minimum. This is a place of business!
- NEVER display "The Thirst"! Behaving as if you've never seen an attractive woman before, forcibly touching of the opposite sex to gain attention, or showing off personal belongings to gain appeal. The Thirst,simply put, is not a good look!
- Stepping Outside of Your Swag- A true alpha male never looks uncomfortable in his own skin. So, if it's not 100% "You", don't do it! There's nothing wrong with trying new things,but it shouldn't look forced!
- Too Much Male Affection- If you're walking into a spot, ratio is about 4:1(women to men), and you see ya boys. I know you're happy to see ya mans and nem, but since you already knew they were going to be there, keep dat sh*t to a minimum!
- Being Loud as a Motorbike- Your presence should speak for itself. There is no need to sound the alarm when you enter or exit the building. #Swag
...Lock these rules in and expect more to come!
“Don’t defend your ego – sculpt it.”
- The Alpha Male
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