Ya Boyfriend May Have Some Issues If...

   

       When it comes to being understanding and overlooking flaws, women are the best! You are in no way as superficial as we men can be,but there are some signs that you shouldn't overlook in selecting your life long mate. So, I'm here to lend a helping hand and provide you with a few "red alert" signs that this guy might have some issues that could become problems for you:

• He sleeps naked in the fetal position.
• He pees sitting down.
• You met him at Chuck E. Cheese and he was alone.
• The first time he slept over, he used your toothbrush, like that's whats up.
• He's tried to fight your gynecologist on more than one occasion.
• Only time he seems "normal" is when he drinks.
• He calls you "Mama".
• He likes your perfume so much that he wears it too.
• He has a blanket made from Crown Royal Bags.
• He's always scratching his forearm and giving you random price quotes on items in your apartment and/or house.
• His pet name for you is Patrick.
• He has stuffed animals on his bed.
• He gets jealous every time you greet and thank the bag boy at the grocery store.
• He asks you to wear Old Spice before you all make love.
• He knows exactly how to skin a cat!

   Ladies,  I know that nobody is perfect but you have to stop walking around with your eyes wide shut. If you see these signs early on, it can save you a lot of heartache! I'm just tryin' to save ya, shawty!
-Gone!